"Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages."
(After having just been surprised by a double agent) "Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something."
--Bond in From Russia with Love (1963)
"Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me..."
--Vizzini in The Princess Bride (1987)
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